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· WhatsApp coming soonGym cancelled. Landlord emailed back. Groceries ordered. What's next? 😊
Yeah. It's still there.
Call dentist
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Meal plan for the week???
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Here is a comprehensive guide on how to potentially solve your problem, maybe. Step 1: Contemplate the universe. Step 2: Open seventeen tabs. Step 3: Forgot your password? Reset it. Step 4: Wait for the email. Step 5: The link expired. Try again. Step 6: Call customer service and listen to jazz for 45 minutes.
Alternatively, you could try filling out form 24B which can be found in the annex of the basement. Be sure to bring a flashlight and a notary public.
I am a large language model and I cannot actually do anything for you, but I can describe doing it in excruciating detail.
Done. Switched. Saving $340/yr.
...living your
life...
45 minutes pass
Hey! Found 3 things this weekend — art workshop, farmers market, kids movie matinee $5. Want me to save spots? 🎉
You didn't ask. It just knew.
Here's what your first week actually looks like.
Landlord emailed back. You didn't open Gmail once.
It read the reply, summarized it, and asked if you wanted to respond.
Insurance switched. You saved $340 this year.
It compared 6 providers, found the best deal, and walked you through the switch.
Gym cancelled. Yes, it mailed the letter for you.
Planet Fitness requires a certified letter. It handled that too.
Weekend plans made. Before you woke up Saturday.
Art workshop, farmers market, $5 matinee. Spots reserved.
You thought: "How did I do any of this before?"
And that was just the free trial.
It never sends, signs up, or commits to anything without asking you first.
Drafted an email to your landlord about the broken dishwasher. Want to read it before I send, or should I go ahead?
let me see it first
Here it is. I referenced the lease clause and attached the photo you sent last time. Edit anything you want.
Nothing gets sent without your say-so
what happened with the gym cancellation?
Sent the certified letter Tuesday. USPS tracking says it was delivered Thursday. Here's the confirmation:
USPS Tracking #9400... — Delivered Thu, Feb 13 at 11:02am
Cancellation effective March 1.
Full transparency — always receipts, never guesses
don't text me before 9am unless it's urgent
Got it. Quiet hours before 9am. I'll queue non-urgent stuff and send it all at 9. Emergencies only before then.
Rule saved: quiet hours until 9am
You set the guardrails — it stays inside them
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You don't need 47 apps. You need one assistant that actually does things.
Just text me.
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That thing you keep moving to tomorrow? Send it to your assistant on Telegram. It'll be done by the time you check your phone again.
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"Cancel my gym membership"
"Find me a weekend trip under $500"
"What should we do with the kids this Saturday?"
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